28 August 2007

You Know You're From Oregon When.... II

In honor of our upcoming trip to Oregon (two weeks!!), we at Yayin Tov present the second installment of "You know you're from Oregon when..."

You know you're from Oregon when:
You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal

You have no concept of humidity without precipitation

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat

You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk season (Fall)

Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through a rain storm without flinching

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked

You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas

You blame everything wrong with the world on ex-Californians

You house or car has ever been damaged by a falling tree or mudslide

You complain about Californians as you sell your house to one for twice as much as you originally paid

You only honk your horn if a collision is imminent and never for anything else

You wear fleece and long underwear to the beach (read: coast)

You have ever tried squirrel fishing (or know what it is)

You laugh at these.

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